My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”
I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead?
“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
This is my favorite video of all time.
Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25
Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it.
Maybe he wasn’t born yet…